Comments for "Undressing Scarlett Johansson with Photoshop" Video at VideoSift.com

By blankfist

blankfist (http://blankfist.videosift.com) — Tue, 22 Apr 2008 16:42:28 -0700

Do me next!

By blankfist

blankfist (http://blankfist.videosift.com) — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:25:32 -0700

This video was created by schmawy. You can tell because of his awesome photoshop ninja skillz. *promote

By siftbot

siftbot (http://rocknroll.videosift.com/member/siftbot) — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 18:25:32 -0700

Promoting this video and sending it back into the queue for one more try; last queued Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 3:50pm PDT - promote requested by blankfist.

By HaricotVert

HaricotVert (http://rocknroll.videosift.com/member/HaricotVert) — Wed, 23 Apr 2008 19:36:35 -0700

"Tastefully"?

No, tasteful would be removing the stars entirely.

On a side note, that thumbnail is pretty much made of win.

By thegrimsleeper

thegrimsleeper (http://rocknroll.videosift.com/member/thegrimsleeper) — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:42:06 -0700

Those boobs are totally fake.

By bellman

bellman (http://rocknroll.videosift.com/member/bellman) — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 07:59:12 -0700

Upvote for, um, well, Scarlett Johansson's boobies, frankly.

By ajkido

ajkido (http://rocknroll.videosift.com/member/ajkido) — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 09:17:24 -0700

WTF?! That was just plain bad and slow photoshopping. Such low quality result could have been achieved in ~5min (real time).

By calvados

calvados (http://rocknroll.videosift.com/member/calvados) — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:16:27 -0700

In the normal run of things I don't skip straight to the end of a video. But this was not the normal run of things.

By Trancecoach

Trancecoach (http://rocknroll.videosift.com/member/Trancecoach) — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 11:56:00 -0700

pretty good likeness, but i'm sure it doesn't approach the perfection. Still a few smudges & lines that could be refined, but still good.

By cheesemoo

cheesemoo (http://rocknroll.videosift.com/member/cheesemoo) — Thu, 24 Apr 2008 14:41:00 -0700

>> ^blankfist:
Do me next!

That's what she said!

By blankfist

blankfist (http://blankfist.videosift.com) — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 01:15:11 -0700

^No! No! No! That's what I said! She said, "Hey, BF, let me rub my nappy dugget on your cock and balls so I can be impregnated by a wunderkind. You are, after all, the amazing BLANKFIST!"

Please let this comment be rotated onto the top of the page!

By RedSky

RedSky (http://rocknroll.videosift.com/member/RedSky) — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 06:03:54 -0700

This has absolutely no chance of making it to top 15. ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE.

By gwiz665

gwiz665 (http://rocknroll.videosift.com/member/gwiz665) — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:41:40 -0700

"Undressing" and "Scarlett Johansson" are two words that almost guarantee a top 15. Unless its something like "gwiz665 undressing in front of a picture of Scarlett Johansson", which would probably burst through the top 15 to its own top 0 above the existing top 15.

By kronosposeidon

kronosposeidon (http://kronosposeidon.videosift.com) — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 16:45:57 -0700

>> ^RedSky:
This has absolutely no chance of making it to top 15. ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE.

=======>HA!!*=======

By grinter

grinter (http://rocknroll.videosift.com/member/grinter) — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 18:43:50 -0700

Stop the presses!
"Computer Aided Reconstruction Reveals that Scarlett Johansson's Right Boob is Bigger than Her Left!"

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://marinegunrock.videosift.com) — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 20:58:30 -0700

yet more proof that some 45 year-old nerds need to leave their parent's basements and get a life.

By RedSky

RedSky (http://rocknroll.videosift.com/member/RedSky) — Fri, 25 Apr 2008 23:34:22 -0700

>> ^kronosposeidon:
>> ^RedSky:
This has absolutely no chance of making it to top 15. ABSOLUTELY NO CHANCE.

=======>HA!!<=======

Tis all lies and trickery I tells'ya! A manufactured truth of shadows dancing upon a cave wall!

By legacy0100

legacy0100 (http://rocknroll.videosift.com/member/legacy0100) — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 04:49:20 -0700

one is bigger than the other

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://marinegunrock.videosift.com) — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 06:46:49 -0700

jwray must be a 45 year-old nerd in his mom's basement

By fungible

fungible (http://rocknroll.videosift.com/member/fungible) — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 19:09:52 -0700

"one is bigger than the other"

Yes well most of the time they are. Not that I would expect you guys to know this.

By Chaucer

Chaucer (http://rocknroll.videosift.com/member/Chaucer) — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 21:00:19 -0700

Yes well most of the time they are. Not that I would expect you guys to know this."

Yea but this is like the difference of a cup size.

By choggie

choggie (http://rocknroll.videosift.com/member/choggie) — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 22:31:29 -0700

"yet more proof that some 45 year-old nerds need to leave their parent's basements and get a life."

yeah blankfist...what the Marine said
-shit. sorry man, yer like 22......

By jwray

jwray (http://jwray.videosift.com) — Sat, 26 Apr 2008 23:25:12 -0700

>> ^MarineGunrock:
jwray must be a 45 year-old nerd in his mom's basement

Only 23, and recently moved out of Mom's place.

There's no such thing as "too much" free time.

By Thylan

Thylan (http://rocknroll.videosift.com/member/Thylan) — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 02:21:18 -0700

In order to judge truth, it is important to comprehend the capacity to lie. Images are capable of greater lies than people realize, despite going to the movies.

By MarineGunrock

MarineGunrock (http://marinegunrock.videosift.com) — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 05:30:26 -0700

>> ^jwray
Only 23, and recently moved out of Mom's place.

There's no such thing as "too much" free time.

Gaw, was only pokin a little fun from you downvotin' mah earlier comment.

By swampgirl

swampgirl (http://swampgirl.videosift.com) — Sun, 27 Apr 2008 16:37:22 -0700

The way she was sitting contributed to the lopsidedness. She's one beautiful girl